Today is Canada Day — Canada’s Birthday — and, in honour of the day, here are seven things I love about my country and one I hate.
1 — Aside from the Brits, Canadians have the coolest flag on the planet.
2 — My country is incredibly beautiful. For some strange reason, cameras love Canada the way French pigs love truffles. I suppose it helps that 90% of the country doesn’t have any people in it, but for drop-dead gorgeous, even our slums aren’t that bad.
3 — Canada is safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah! There are places in this country where you don’t want to be stranded, drunk off your ass, at two in the morning. The thing is, though, those places are 2 — maybe 3– hundred kilometres outside any established urban area, and the local inhabitants there don’t want to rob you — they want to eat
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